A dancer heads home to normal life (boo!
); Nicki Minaj and James Blunt perform
Spoiler alert: You dont get one!
Not with that headline.
Credit: ABC
(And especially not if youre crazy enough to understand it.)
Its now a part of me, and Louis helped me find it.
What a classy exit for the bunny who originally inspired DANCMSTR Len Goodman to use the term chesticles.
Mamas coming home, Little Hank!
Im annoyed all over again just typing about this.
Probably too much.)
But there you have it.
Press the play triangleto hearthis weeks Hosts Leaderboard!
The Mark Ballas/roll the dice discussion kicks in at 7:20.
Can we talk about the little service bell/Scrubbing Bubbles guyon Brookes shoulder last night?
(Thanks to my mom and reader salsalissentio for making those useful connections.)
Ooh, its fun to fictionalize Brooke.
Ill keep this in mind.
NEXT: Why does Tom Bergeron keep lying to me, DANCMSTRs?
Is it weird to say they struck me as the mini-me version of Maks and Karina?
Is anything about this show not weird?
I didnt think so.
Up next:Patricia Zhou, 17-year-old ballet prodigy and light of Tom Bergerons life.
The Michael Jordan of ballerinas got an assist from another bare-footed wonder, singer-songwriter Priscilla Ahn.
(Watch the video for Dream here.)
It was the simplest, loveliest performance a results show has seen…possibly ever?
Oh, season 10.
You seem so long ago.
There I go, exercising vicariously through my TV again.
Agggggggh, my legs!
Youre killing me here, Bergeron.
Oh, good, time for some stiltedtherapy sessions featuring creepy black-tableclothed round tables.
You could validate me more when I do the right thing, Kirstie helpfully suggested to Maks.
Probably not, he replied.
Honesty is so important in a partnership.
Your Hidden Gems of Week 7!
Check em out.Heres a taste, in honor of Our Bunny.
Kendra totally rocking out on the sidelines during Hiness cha cha solo.
Update:Heres Tom!
Press the play triangleto hear my imaginary friend in all his alternate-universe glory!
Til next week, DANCMSTRs.
Week 7 dance recap: Double Your Pleather
