But there was no sneaky You are…safe…from further fracturing your ribcage!
WasLostairing one night early?
Then, later on, Anya Garnis (c’mon.

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Buy a new dress.)
and Pasha Kovalev (Hiiiiii!)
(Still not sure why those two women even bothered to stand behind microphones.)
You dont need to audition, you know!
Ashton bragged about her versatility after Genya flat-out admitted he didnt remember how to do the quickstep.
Thats kind of an important requirement, buddy.
This isntSo You Think you’re free to Dance!
Theres no time for a personal-journey arc as you bravely re-learn the ballroom standards!
I much preferred Mayo Alanen and Anna Demidova, a.k.a.
Team Fire Walk With Me.
Samantha earned major points backstage for her rather frank Its like a pageant in here!
retort to Anna, who took it in stride and even copped a spoiled-beauty-queen pose in response.
Anna has this in the bag.
I am seriously digging her height and her wacky headband collection.
In that particular order.
I love it when the cast hams it up with some original material.
re: Lil Kim, and Shawns quizzical glare at the mirrorball trophy.
(I thought it would be nicer.
Derek has size issues, Edyta the Ever-Nude gets only one ball to cover up, etc.
This was very well-shot, too!
The glamorous high-contrast black and white really drove home the potent urgency of a worldwide fight against rhinestone injuries.
UPDATE:Carrie Ann Inabas week 8 blogis now live on PopWatch!