Was it the great love of my life?

Not sleeping on Monday or Tuesday nights?

into my living room.

Steve Guttenberg, Dancing With the Stars

Thats what I was missing.

Though Im a little disappointed he didnt mention fringe.

How could you not delight in the return of (cue jazz hands) Louis?

Anna and Jonathans 17 lifts?

The Harold Wheeler Ensembles drummer boppin along in a beret?

Mark and long-haired Derek engaging in a bizarrely awesome hip-hop duet with a twist of ballroom?

The footwork was there, but work on the performance aspect for next week, seat fillers!

You really nailed it!

But this isnt about the women.

So it only makes sense that hes in the lead so far.

I know, right?

Mario begged to differ.

(Yo, I think a producer fed him that shizz to be topical.)

I cant tell yet.

for the rest of my days.

I thought their fox-trot was awesome.

That says a lot.

Jasons got rhythm, quick feet, and an exorbitant amount of grace for someone that size.

Now wear something sparkly!

Actually, he doesnt even need to.

Hes definitely a front-runner.

Like, a spillage-in-aisle-5 punch in of outpouring.

He cant believe hes here.

I cant believe he cant believe it, to be honest.

If hisStars-struck attitude doesnt thin out in coming weeks, it could get cloying to viewers.

But for now, its really sweet.

Which doesnt seem fair because, for one thing, hes not old enough to join that exclusive club.

(All the Ritz Chips and Wheat Thins you could eat at every meeting!)

Although Penns cha-cha contained a disturbing amount of very determined crotch thrusts, it was oddly endearing.

But lets be serious: Hes not a great dancer.

Despite that, Penn is clearly having a ball.

Thats the spirit, buddy!

Actually, yeah, bro, thats exactly the point of the show.

Caution to the wind!

It was all a bit obnoxious.

Maybe he will be, too.

Hilariously awkward pre-commercial-break interaction of the nightMario giving the Gute a dance lesson.

It was at 8:54.

Spotted!Helio and Scary Spice, in the audience!

Mel didnt get to say anything.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Just like old times.

Miss Maks?Duh, me too.

What did you think of guys night?

Do Penn and Adam talk too much?

Did Karina time-travel like Desmond onLostand spend a few weeks in 1996 recuperating from neck surgery?

And who was your favorite macho man of the night?