Tonights the night.Liiiiiiiiiiiiive!From Hollywood.
THIS is theDancing With the Starsperformance finale.
I asked him whether hed prefer to be covered insequins or fringefor eternity and he said Swarovski crystals.
That seems about right.
Gurgle gurgle gurgle…Shawn somehow ends up on Bela Karolyis lap in the front row.
The audience isnt sure if this is as cute as they thought it would be.
Had he just been hanging out in the coral reef?
Panic at the disco!
Shawn executes full-twisting double back off the judges desk to save the day.
But wait, no one can find Bruno Tonioli.
It turns out Bruno had followed Lil Kims lead from last week and climbed into Zheeeeeeeeeels pants.
Melissa Rycroft and Tony Dovolanidress in overalls.
Suddenly, a drumroll.
A Super Mario Bros.-esque animated vine sprouts from beneath the sparkly decal covering Melissas classy lower back tattoo.
Tony hops on, scurries up until he can touch the disco ball suspended from the ceiling.
He wants it so bad.
Who do you think deserves to win?
(Im going with Gilles.)
Post your own fantasy freestyles below, and see you tomorrow morning for the second-to-last TV Watch!
