We allow the 55-year-old actor/comedian/Instagram must-followto promote his new show…ifhe apologizes for a previous project.
Enjoy this latest installment ofWatch This/Sorry About That.
WATCH THISLights Outdebuts Monday at 11:30 p.m. on Comedy Central.
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Id like to say the show is different than any youve ever seen, but itll be aboutfourpercent different.
Its going to be a pop culture show, but I dont love that term.
I would say: current events focused on Hollywood.
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But no real politics, unless Cardi B runs for mayor.
I dont want my crowd to be arguing when they see the show.
Social media is running everyones life while its ruining everyones life.
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[Lights Out] really will be a lighter look at whats going on.
And Ive always made fun of stuff going on in Hollywood at dinners.
When anyone in showbiz gets together, theyre always ripping on everything happening.
This show is a big version of me putting my filthy fingerprints on all this stuff.
I apologize for a few reasons.
I went into it with high hopes because the writer wroteDead Poets Society.
I guess in my head that meant, Do I really have to read it first?
Im sure its great!
I knew they were all in a washer and dryer, and the heads were singing at one point.
I apologize for not letting the hair department touch my hair.
I just said, Dont even do anything.
I like it like this.
Why didnt anyone tackle me with a blow dryer?
Some gel, anything, spike it, a wig.
My part was somewhere near Alaska in the top corner of my head.
It was basically dried-out hay at a split-end convention.
People didnt realize I had my pecs removed because I thought my character wouldnt need pecs.
Other than that, the movie, when I signed on was me and Damon Wayans as the leads.
Im like, What do I say for fface?
Theyre like, I dunno, steakpants?
Im like, Sure, thisll be funny when youre on an American Airlines flight at 30,000 feet.
So I do it and they use all my TV takes.
