Some cutaway shots are simply too brief.

Gentlemen, its never been a good bet to bet against the American people.

Biden exits… to a dance party.

The higher your office, the more reverent the hats shown during your speech.

Joe Biden:

Barack Obama:

John Kerry:

3.

Sometimes you really want the camera to pan right.

Children will sit through hours of political speeches.

Sometimes, youll never know why people are laughing…

… but sometimes you will.

I am the president.

Eva Longoria wants to be known as afilmstar now.

The Eva Longoria who worked at Wendys flipping burgers, she needed a tax break.

But the Eva Longoria who works on movie sets does not.

We are so ready for the return ofScandal.

In all seriousness, some standing ovations are warranted.

Biden has worn those aviators since he was 17.

Aisha Tyler wears glasses when she talks politics.

These are the faces of those people who send you all those Obama emails.

From left to right, Rufus Gifford, Marlon Marshall, and Julianna Smoot.