(Sorry for conjuring that troublesome image yet again.)
(How many of youHousewivesaficionados are with me?!)
But lets get back to the plot-based intrigue.
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As I mentioned, last night was indeed revelatoryand not just in the six-pack category.
First and foremost, theres trouble brewing in the Scavo household.
So then, what could they be hiding that would be just as devastating to Tom and Lynettes relationship?
Maybe a sickness Tom hid from Lynette that Renee helped him through privately?
A loan Renee spotted a younger and poorer Tom?
A truth about Renees life in NYC that only Tom knows?
The possibilities are endless, especially considering the almost nonexistent amount of information we currently have.
Penny: Never sign a pre-nup.
Spoken like a true NYC gold-digger!
- Apparently, Tom wasnt lyingmen can have postpartum depression!I looked it up.
(That is, if a quick Google search counts as looking it up.)
And 3) Tom was readingMuscle Movermagazine while lying in bed.
Or, rather: Where can I get a subscription?
I want abs likeMegan Foxs hubby, too!
NEXT: Um, Gaby?
Thats your daughter youre talking about!
Which, naturally, devastated her.
There were three from Gaby alone: Have you seen my daughter?
she yelled, after Bree claimed she didnt see Juanita while backing out of her driveway.
She never comes out of nowhere!
Its not okay to laugh at the expense of an overweight child, is it?
(Asks the TV recapper whowasan overweight child.
I mean, were talking about a man whos been in the state pen for the past several years.
Why would this goldfish-loving lady marry a prison-bound dude convicted of murder?
It was a fantasy, Beth told Paul as he pressed her to have sex with him.
I never thought it would be real.
Problem is, I suppose, that Paul is holding something over her to keep her married to him.
We dont know for sure yet, but blackmail, of course, is a very old-school Paul move.
NEXT: The other TV show starring a sad lady in lingerie.
Just like last week, I cant really fully discuss Susans storyline because it pains me so.
All I want to ask the shows writers is:Why?
Why must we viewers be subjected to Teri Hatcher dusting and vacuuming in lingerie?
Is Susan on a totally different TV show that we dont know about?
(Maybe its a secret cellphone ad campaign thats being slipped into our weekly dose ofHousewives.)
Are the producers prepping aDesperatespin-off that (God willing) will never get picked-up?
Somebody shut this storyline down before it pulls this entire show into the grave.
I never thought I would wish this, but can we just get Susan back over on Wisteria Lane?
She doesnt do trashy that well, honestly.
Overall, last nights episode was solid (yes, thats a partial reference to BAGs abs!
No huge mysteries…yet.
(So far, shes two for two!)
Which was better: Brian Austin Greens chest shot or butt shot?
Does Renee have the potential to be Wisteria Lanes new man-eating Edie?
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