(Remember, were supposed to be treated to acatastrophic plane crashhere before long!
About that promise in last weeks teaser that someone on Wisteria Lane would be shot in this weeks episode?
But, I dont think the fat lady has sung yet for this relationship.)
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Luckily for the show (it cannot afford to lose Dana Delaney!
Because if the police got involved, the Bolens might be discovered for… For what?
What is she patrolling for?
Angie asked, after Susan and Mike made out during the Neighborhood Watch meeting.
Oh, the gays are stereotyped, per usual, but it still made me chuckle.
she explained of the plumber.
And yes, I realize how that sounded.
Get your minds out of the gutter.
And, one more!
And this time, from Orson, who hasnt been funny in a long time onDesperate.
Of course that crazy bitch would know how to unload a gun without question!
Its been a while since the shows revisited her gun-enthusiast history.
I dont believe that shed do that for a moment.
Gabys story was similarly snoozy and didnt further her in some larger way either.
Gabys a bad mother?Shocker!
Shes throwing a lavish birthday party for Juanita?Another shocker!
The other mothers dont like her?No way!
No, but, really, Gabys whole arc last night was just not there.
But I suppose it did provide some good lines all from the divalicious Gaby of course.
We gotta buy bananas.
The people at the party are gonna want something to feed the monkey.
What a devious lady!
Her shallow flaunting worked, though, of course.
One question on the Gaby front: Where was Ana?
(Otherwise, they honestly are just there to provide most of the shows comic relief.)
And who knows, maybe that is the plan coming up.
Finally, we got to Tom and Lynette, who were oh, you guessed it!
totally snoozy, as well.
I get it: Tom and Lynette have a great marriage!
Theyve figured out what works for them!
He wants to make her feel safe.
I just dozed off… My big question here: Whats going on with Lynettes pregnancy?
Thats what I wanted to know.
Is she really going to be able to deliver two healthy babies at her age?
Lets explore that a little bit, maybe, instead of digging into random story lines.
He says Im keeping him, Mrs. McCluskey explained to Lynette about her strapped-for-cash boyfriend Roy.
Hell, at this age, he should be glad to have something keeping him besides formaldehyde.
And this McCluskey gem, too: When Roys spirits are drooping, the problem is global.
You get the picture?
This wont be remembered as one of the shows best episodes.
Im ready for something tohappenthis season.
Wont it all just feel like the tornado from two seasons ago?
Wont it feel stunty?
But even then, it was just for a few seconds and there wasnt much happening between them.
I love the episodes from seasons past when the ladies played poker and shared stories.
I loved their reactions to what was going on in each others lives and just their funny banter.
Correct me if Im wrong, but have the five main housewives had a poker game yet this season?
But screw that: This is make-believe TV world.
Give me some housewives interaction!
I need them to booze-it-up together and dish.
Anyway, thats what I think.
But what about you, TV Watchers?
Whats on your mind in terms ofDesperate Housewives?
Was I too hard on Brees, Gabys, and Lynettes story lines?
Was there something redeeming in them that I missed?
Do you also feel like the housewives feel especially disconnected from each other so far this season?
Are you thinking the impending plane crash may bring everyone together?
