Could Wisteria Lane’s serial killer be any duller?
(I was a die-hard NBC guy when it came to soaps, for some reason.)
So what was that thud you just heard on Wisteria Lane?
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Yup, the once-hotDesperate Housewivesjust landed its own serial killer storyline.
I could take her or leave her shes mostly annoying and seems so inconsequential.
The coffee shop girl?
I didnt even know who she was.
And Prestons former fiance Irina?
Good riddance to bad rubbish!
Why, exactly, should I care that this guy is killing non-important characters on Wisteria Lane?
If anyone can tell me that, Im honestly all ears.
I suppose Im expected to shake in anticipation of the moment soon maybe?
when Prestons shaggy-haired friend tries to kill one of the important ladies on the street.
Which, of course, is Danny himself.
So maybe its not so compelling for Patrick Logan to kidnap Danny?
But again, I dont get why hes irritated.
Literally, she helped him dodge a huge bullet in the form of a con artist bride.
Everything else that happened on Wisteria Lane this week seemed rather run-of-the-mill and mostly concerned rifts between main characters.
Carlos told Gaby she couldnt give up one of her eggs.
If I dont own it, Im at least a major stockholder!
I expect nothing but a reconciliation between Bob and Lee before the season is over.
Again, Im still intrigued by Sam: Whats his situation?
Why does he want to mess with Brees life?
Whats his real deal?
In the preposterous column for Brees storyline was, first, her ridiculous hair color.
And secondly, the sprinklers at the restaurant: No.
That just doesnt happen.
As for Susan and Mike, could this storyline be any more yawn-inducing at the moment?
Mike has no money and is majorly in debt talk about frumping-it-up,Desperate Housewives!
At least M.J. was cute to watch.
