But his guesses about Mike were spot-on.)
(Damn those perfect camera angles and too-too-big veil!)
Or, perhaps very doubtfully but in a twist befitting ofDesperate, is it someone else entirely?
Credit: Craig Sjodin/ABC
Possibly someone we dont even know yet?
(One random note: Why use a real videotape?
But Im just sayin!)
I know some people will wonder, Why didnt I just kill Susan?
But what good would that have done?
Thered be no suffering.
(How could one not be, considering?)
Dave needed to hurt himself, plain and simple.
He needed to suffer for what hed convinced himself was his responsibility the deaths of his wife and daughter.
concerning his wife and a quick scene of him wasting away in a Boston sanitarium.
(AndDesperate Housewivesthrives off secrets!)
I mean, right?
The poor, tormented guy would have at least been put out of his years-long misery.
together just as everything was going down with Mike and Susan and Dave.
What good did all that do?
They didnt help bust or slow down Dave at all.
paired with Kathryn Joosten yet again.
Theyre certainly good for some laughs!
She was, of course, pointing to a bottle of booze.
Theyre comical, but only in small doses.
Edie Britts, of course!
Ill say it again: This show is not as good without Nicolette Sheridan.
I should spend a little time discussing the plights of the housewives, I suppose.
Two of them Bree and Lynette had rather jaw-dropping evenings.
Turns out the romance between Karl and BreeI predicted in last weeks TV Watchis a full-on go!
And another bombshell: Lynette is pregnant yet again!
Theres almost this greatMoonlighting-esque romance between Karl and Bree.
They kind of hate each other.
But question: Why does Orson want to so hold on to Bree?
The dance concerning the bite of her Parisian salad was clever.
He should be in a straight-jacket!
(Kudos to ABC, though, for some intriguing teasers!)
was just the universe punishing her.
But then I realized that Tom kind of gets punished with two more babies, too.
When Lynette told Tom the news, his reaction was priceless: Pregnant?
The big question is now: Can Lynette biologically even have children?
I thought shed have been past menopause by now!
So the real question is: What happens to the Scavo family?
Also: Just how big is that Scavo house?
Seems like itd be bursting at the seams with all those kids.
), and is manipulative as all hell.
Read: Shes a Gaby clone!
that will unfold next season.
So whats her damage besides being a complete sexpot and rambunctious teenager?
Unless its truly sordid, Im afraid this storyline has the potential for snooziness.
But at least seeing Anna and Gaby spar will be entertaining!
Tonight, Gaby was on fire, as usual.
Its gonna be a blast.
Your fathers side of the family is trash.
And then more about Carlos extended family to Juanita: Trash dont change, sweetheart.
Love all of Gabys sound bites.
More Juanita in season 6, kindly!
Are you still with me, folks?
All in all, good times.
Do you think weve seen the last of Jackson?
Whats Gaby and Carlos niece got up that Versace (or Vera Wang) sleeve of hers?
Wholl sacrifice what in the Scavo clan now that two more babies are on the way?
After a season of the five-year flash-forward, are you loving or loathing it?
