Duff McKagan, 'Playboy' financial columnist: Who else should get a soapbox?

FirstBono started writing for The New York Times.

And nowPlayboyhas hired Guns N Roses ex-bassist Duff McKagan to write a financial column.

It got me thinking: What other celebs (or semi-celebs) should have their own columns?

Here are a few Id like to see:

1.

So what if shes never walked down the aisle?

The girl could give a master class in flirting.

Wed just request that she write from home to keep her from running off with too many office supplies.

David Hasselhoff on International DiplomacyYeah, yeah, the Hoff is still best known as aBaywatchpunchline.

And hes hada few bumpy momentsin recent years.

But lest we forget: The mansang on the Berlin Wallas it was tumbling down.

If that doesnt qualify him, we dont know what could.

Your turn PopWatchers: What celebrity columns would you like to see?