Attention, Upper East Siders: OMFGWTFHOLLA!
Sources confirm to me exclusively thatGossip Girls Nov. 9 episode will feature three major characters having sex.
At the same time.
In the same bed.
And I repeat: OMFHWTFHOLLA!
Leighton Meester can watch.
Chuck/Blair/Josh:Youll recall that Josh is the gay NYU alum Blair tricks Chuck into kissing later this month.
In other words, this trios already at first base!
Chuck/Blair/Dorota:Blairs been on the lookout for a non-threatening third party to fulfill BF Chucks carnal desires.
Enter her long-suffering maidservant.
Shell happily clean up afterwards!
Nate/Bree/Carter:Ones a Democrat.
Ones (for the purposes of this story) an independent.
Throw em all together, andvoila, youve got a threesome.
Or at least one extra-sexy healthcare debate.
More of a skip, really.
Wasnt hard to imagine at all, was it?
Van der Woodsen:Serenas MIA dad returns with a secret: Hes bisexual andreallyhorny.
From there, the dots pretty much connect themselves.
