It’s a tale that’s, like, totally timeless.

She’s a bubbly mall rat with hair teased sky-high.

The original was a surprisingly tender Romeo-and-Juliet retelling that’s since become a hard-to-find cult classic.

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“The original was a little rougher around the edges, in an authentic way,” Whitehouse says.

“Ours definitely has a lot more sparkle to it.”

“I love playing with genres,” says director Rachel Lee Goldenberg.

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Meanwhile, Randy’s closest confidante is his brash, black-eyelinered bandmate played by Mae Whitman.

As for that distinctive Valley accent?

“It was just a neon candy delight.”

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