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Sadly, this is a pretty accurate representation of how quickly people leave magazine jobs once theyre let go.

THE BOLD TYPE

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Not going to lie, secrets being shared in a closet is pretty much a daily staple at EW.

Sadly, we dont have a fashion closet here, but we got books!

And they need a home.

Oh, if those pages could talk…

I digress, the ladies come up with a plan to talk to Richard, Patrick, and Jacqueline.

He informs Kat that they will not be publishing Jacquelines last issue.

Also, it seems unlikely she would have to be told to confirm her tweets etc.

were consistent with Saffords message regarding Jacquelines departure.

Eek, about that…

So, they decide to drop some mags off in Tribeca, Bushwick, and Queens.

Can we talk about how much that Uber ride would cost?

I looked into to it and its at least $150 one way.

Sorry to burst that glamorous bubble.

A version of this would 100 percent happen in real life.

Regardless, the fact that Jane cant believe it happened is kinda hilarious.

Girl, hes your BOSS!!

Meanwhile, Sutton confesses their crime to Richard, who is more than a little alarmed.

But, hey, at least the social media reaction has been fab!

Indeed, people from all over the country are coming out against Safford for censoring the issue.

Kat, as always, is struck by a masterplan!

What if they can make getting caught not matter?

and successfully argues that the old E.I.C.

should be reinstated and the issue released.

R.J. goes in person to tell Jacquline the news.

(Pretty sure he couldve delegated that task!)

Also, how is everyone on first name terms with R.J.?

Its been a point of ridicule on Twitter for seasons just say online or the website or digital!

Anyway, part of R.J.s deal in reinstating Jacqueline was that the magazine would be solely digital now.

By this point, countless magazines have gone from having a print and digital component to just existing online.

Its a sad truth.

This is New York and we work in magazines, of course were not ordering top shelf!

Hold up, Richard!

Luke needs a drink too!