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As a wise man once said, Christmas is about receiving not giving.

  • AMad Mencomeback for Sal.

  • A 10th season ofSmallvilleand all the traffic that will come with it.

  • More than 10 million viewers forChucks third-season premiere on Sunday, Jan. 10.

(But Id settle for 7.)

  • Non-hallucinatory Huddy sex.

  • A federal law making talking or candy-wrapper crinkling during movies or Broadway shows a crime punishable by death.

  • Reunion projects forDeadwood,Veronica Mars,Gilmore Girls, andSanta Barbara.

  • At least three Banana Republicstretch-pima cotton basic tees(size small).

  • A satisfying conclusion toLost.

  • An end to poverty worldwide.

Increased fame and wealth for me me me me me!

  • A gift certificate for one memory-erasing session with Damon fromVampire Diaries.

  • A Comic-Con experience that doesnt begin with me contracting the flu and end in an emergency room.

Okay, enough about me.

What didyouask Santy Claus for Christmas (or Hanukkah or Kwanza)?

Share your own list below while theres still time!