Um, come again?
Of course your fans would swoon at the idea of eating CloFu, the letter explained.
I am perfectly happy to keep my tofu in the fridge and my Clooney on the screen.
Credit: Clooney: Paul Morigi/WireImage.com
If neer the twain shall meet, a happy herbivore shall I be.
Thank god Clooney seems to agree.
As a mammal, I am offended, he said.
(Leave it to him to be funny when responding to such ridiculousness.)
Are you as grossed out by PETAs latest publicity stunt as I am?
Or does the idea of throwing a CloFu steak on the grill have you all hot and bothered?
A little Viggo Tempeh for lunch?
How about some Jackman Seitan?
