The theme for this years prom will be dinosaurs.
I was inspired by the new girl, Joe, who reminds me of a cavewoman.
The refreshments will be berries, meat and cave water.
Credit: Mike Yarish/FOX
Joining them in their pity party was one Rachel Berry, who was understandably devastated by recent events.
Hasnt pretty much every high school outcast thought of this idea at one point or another?
After last years Kurt fiasco, you might have thought Principal Figgins would ban crowning anyone this year.
But no, Sue announced the nominations, per usual.
For king: Rick The Stick Nelson, Finn and Brittany.
For queen: Missy, Santana and Quinn.ObviouslyQuinn.
Shes in a wheelchair and I assume most students at McKinley have seenMean Girls.
They know how this works and so did Quinn.
As prom campaigning was raging in full force, she had no problem milking her injury for sympathy votes.
She shouldnt be too upset, though she had essentially real queen/possibly Helen Mirren performing her inner monologue.
but Becky got raunchy and wanted to play strip poker.
She even brought condoms.
I did not see that coming maybe because its a horribly selfish thing to do.
Im assuming shes just been faking it recently, a.k.a.
Finn told her: Youre the same old Quinn.
All that matters is you.
Which, right then, sounded about right.
How much you deserve to be prom queen.
There goes her sympathy votes.
Joe saw the commotion and rushed to Quinns aid.
Joe and Finn started shoving each other, and Sue jumped in as Finn decided to take off.
Remember last year when Finn got into a prom fight with Jesse St. James?
They were just in time to catch most of theGleeguys performing What Makes You Beautiful.
Writing this, Im starting to suspect this end game was the whole point of anti-prom.
Im not complaining; just an observation.
Anyway, after Puck got physically bare, Becky decided to get emotionally bare This show goes deep!
Off Pucky went to the real prom.
Dont worry it wasnt all sweetness and slow dances.
They also spiked the punch.
NEXT: The Prom King and Queen are…
Outside the gymnasium, Quinn and Rachel talked.
She then genuinely wished Quinn good luck and told her she voted for her for prom queen.
With Santana backing Quinn up, Rachel got her crown, and Finn was named prom king.
[Side note: How pretty did Rachel look?
With Santanas help, Quinn stood on her own and left the wheelchair behind.
The real shocker: Santana and Quinn doing something nice for someone else.
Im with Sam it was a prom miracle.
Musical Grades:
Big Girls Dont Cry:I loved Rachel soulful version of this on her own.
I wasnt as big of a fan of Blaine and Kurts harmonies in the later verses.B
Dinosaur:…
In our live blog poll, 72% of you voted So Bad Its Great.
Love You Like A Love Song:The dino theme kind of went extinct after one song.
The original Love Song is a standard pop jam with limited vocals and is undeniably fun and catchy.
This Santana cover was the same.
B+
Take My Breath Away:Cheesy 80s number at the high school prom?
I actually really enjoyed Santana and Quinns voices together.
was an unexpected treat.
Brittanys prom hat was awesome.
Someone has clearly been inspired by Christina Aguilera onThe Voice.
And the Mad Hatter.
Becky
Commercials arent real life.
Advertisers are manipulative alcoholics who use images to play on our emotions.
Havent you seenMad Men?
Sue
What are you looking at, Jar Jar Binks?
Sue about Joe
Would you mind taking your loser talk somewhere else?
I dont want to catch your failure.
Becky
Lets go allSound of Musicand make some old-time-y couture out of the drapes and sheets.
Kurt and Rachel, a walking Bravo show that I would Tivo every episode of
Its a prom miracle.
Sam
Bow down to your new leaders.
Principal Figgins to the student body about newly crowned Rachel and Finn
What did you all think of Prom-asaurus?
Were you surprised Rachel won prom queen over Quinn?
What did you think of Quinns lying?
Would you watch a buddy comedy starring Becky and Puck?
