But nothing is going to happen the way she wants it to.
Im obsessed with musicals, Goldberg says.
So Im doing a full episode of what that experience was like, being a theater kid.

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I was obsessed with them as a kid.
I remember running down the hallway screaming Were Not Gonna Take It.
Theyre [Twisted Sister] really excited that I was such a big fan.
Twisted Sister arent alone in counting themselves as Goldnerds, as fans of the show have affectionately nicknamed themselves.
Tiffany tweets me all the time, Scott Baio is the coolest guy ever, Goldberg says.
Itll be weird, says Goldberg.
Scott Baio will like, quote lines for me and stuff.
And how do the real-life Goldbergs feel about seeing themselves on primetime TV for a second season?
Though, he notes, the family submitted suggestions for season 2.
Why does it matter that the TV version of you isnt great at all sports?
The Goldbergspremieres on Sept. 24 at 8:30 p.m. on ABC.