Lily proved she might be the only person on TV who lies more than Chuck and Blair combined.
Dan got proof from an outside source (thanks, Willa) that his sister dresses like a slut.
And Jenny proved why she does.
Theres the quick of it.
Let the fun begin.
Im entertaining an underage girl at my apartment later not like that.
(I even rubbed her head like a dog!)
How can I entertain said kid without seeming like a chester?
N. A.
Wii tennis works great, I hear.
Just dont leave any of your Hugo Boss button-down shirts lying around.
Kids get into everything.
Did Billy Baldwin do a great job as the van der Woodsen patriarch?
As Serena and Erics M.I.A.
father, Baldwin was sly, cunning, and faux empathetic.
In other words, he fit in great with the rest of our gang on the Upper East Side.
My guess is that shewassick but has been cured for a while.
Well have to wait and see.
Im about to have a threesome with a really rich guy.
Blondie, via text
Im at a loss.
My ex-boyfriend has put adating fatwaon me.
What should I drink at the party?
Queen B
Look for a 6 4 cool glass of water from the Columbia U. tap.
Tell me more about what went on with Chuck and Blair.
Impatient
Direct, eh?
You and I loved each other.
[Dramatic pause] Then, you broke my heart.
Ive been doing everything possible not to face that fact.
Im going to kiss somebody someday, and when I do, itll be for me.
Vanessa is going to get into the Tisch Dramatic Writing Program and not Dan.
Just wanted to share.
I Know All
You sure do.
[Yawn] We done here?
Is there something more than friendship growing between Dan and Blair?
Curious
I would have saidyeslast week (and then promptly thrown up).
I think my step-sister is trying to get with my boyfriend.
Okay, I dont think; I know.
She tried to kiss him, but I caught her.
What should I do?
I hear shesgoing on tour soon.
Wait, wrong reality.
If all else fails, call in back up.
Thats all for now, PopWatchers.
What did you think of the episode?
What do you make of this Lily drama?
Is Chair better apart or together?
Feel free to pose a question and maybe one of your fellowGossipers will answer for you.
