I can just see production assistants running around with water bottles, misting the cast.
We need more moisture!
Penns chest needs to glisten!
Credit: Giovanni Rufino
Poor Jenny was being worked to the bone by Laurel.
I guess none of that White Party bonding has helped their relationship.
We dont have time for things like helping people.
Then, poor little J. had to clean the atelier for Eleanors arrival, including the bathrooms.
Cant Eleanor afford a cleaning lady?
Loosen the purse strings, Waldorf.
But Nate is never cuter than when hes with Vanessa.
Those two have such a nice chemistry.
That was one of the funniest scenes this series has ever produced (His mouth kissed Georginas.
Think about that the next time he…).
I love that the pro-Serena girl looked just like her while the haters resembled Blair.
Chuck was having his own troubles, namely with, well, lets just call him Lil Chuckie.
Not surprisingly, Blair threw yet another soiree.
Im referring to Chuck and Blairs first interaction at her party.
The way he brushed her neck.
And kissed her cheek.
And when he pleaded with her, Have sex with me.
I dont know about you all, but Tim here needed a fan.
Or a cold shower.
Those two just keep getting better in terms of their chemistry and relationship.
You almost dont want them to become a couple because theyre so good at sparring.
Time to hire another barista!).
She discovered what Nate was doing all those times he flaked on her.
Or to put it more literally: She discoveredwhomhe was doing.
(I didnt sign up for some creepy love triangle with you and someones mom!)
I only wish she would have thrown down a little more with Catherine.
Their tame meeting left me cold.
Isnt Vanessa supposed to be all edgy and streetwise since shes from Brooklyn?
With all those horrible accessories, youd think she could carry around a pair of brass knuckles.
Also, Nate needs to cut the conversation when hes doing the deed.
That seems to be the moral of this story.
Then they really got into it, with Blair slicing into the Duchess.
Aging beauty enjoying her last hurrah before the surgeries start.
Its called a cliche.
Its something Blair can relate to.
Exhibit A: her little blackout make-out session with Mr. Bass at her party.
I found it amusing that Ed Westwick got to use his actual British accent in that scene.
Meanwhile, Serena and Dan stumbled upon the hoariest of cliches, the stuck elevator.
But it actually produced some interesting tension between the two, particularly their class differences.
Im just thankful they didnt add a pregnant woman, about to go into labor, into the mix.
Still, it looks like weve seen the last of this pairing for a while.
Jenny and Eleanor at least had a nice time during the blackout with the two connecting over fashion design.
They were actually really fun together.
I hope there are more scenes between the two and more of Colin, who is just fantastic.
And…Rufus is dating!
And getting sandwiches…while on his dates!
And he seems to gravitate toward the younger ladies.
Or maybe the younger gals just love the elder Humphrey.
What did you think of last nightsGossip Girl?
Will Dan and Serena ever get back together?
Can Nate escape Catherines clutches?
