Even the aptly-namedBeastly(you’re able to send your condolence cards c/o Entertainment Weekly).

I desperately wantedFive Feet Apartto be that movie.

Alas, its not.

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But even an actress of Richardsons range cant singlehandedly rescue the tear-jerking YA cliches swarming around her.

Even if you dont know the key in, you know the key in.

Hes undergoing an experimental drug trial for an antibiotic-resistant infection that that will keep him and Stella apart.

As metaphors go, this one pretty much clobbers you over the head.

But everyone else will be able to see the next plot complication driving down Fifth Avenue.

My advice is to just let yourself have that good cry.

Theres plenty of time to feel ashamed about it tomorrow.B-

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