Now, that’s what we call productivity in quarantine.

Sam NeillandHelena Bonham Carterhave gifted us with a new short film produced under self-isolation, entitledDas Fone Hell.

Indeed it will, for the film suggests our phones know just how helpless we would be without them.

Helena Bonham Carter

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“Think very carefully what might’ve happened in those 10 minutes,” Carter-as-phone implores Neill.

“The Kardashians could’ve had another baby.Ariana Grandecould’vedropped a single.

“The last ‘Sam’s Phone’ I had was the Nokia 8210,” he says.

“I loved that phone.

In the end, though, he can’t resist the seductive powers of the iPhone.

This isn’t the first such video Neill has produced since the Great Quarantine began.