I was really hoping hed catch on fire.
Either Im going to hell…or Im already there!
A short four hours later oh, to have four hours of sleep!

Credit: Kharen Hill
Aaron needed help putting his pants on, because he was cramping in his camo pjs.
Eventually, however, he made it out to the line, and the challenge was on.
Joanna, on the other hand, was sending out raw potatoes with little remorse.
In the blue kitchen, Aaron was burning eggs and whimpering, of course.
(The stove, sadly, was not on.)
Alrighty then, squeaked Aaron (Bunny?
Bunny, is that you?)
and somehow managed to get through his final pathetic confessional without crying.
Fight on, Chunky Asian Cowboy.
(Creme brulee…lets see….Thats basically pudding thats been blowtorched, right?)
Who saw that coming?
I sure as hell didnt.
What do you think, snorkels?
Was Aarons flameout a letdown or a welcome relief?
How long would it logically take to peel a ton of vegetables?
How many real prep cooks do you think this show hires to work behind the scenes?
I had it at Bonnaroo this weekend, and it was excellent.