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Couple quick notes:
B. Gordon Ramsays cursing is legendary, and in real life, so is mine.
When in doubt, assume I really am using the bad word.
Credit: Kharen Hill
And now, %#$*@ you all, on with the show!
Is it just me, or are theHKcredits like 700 times too long?
Eddie, nobly, suggested that hed carry Aaron on his back to achieve a win.
Peel skin off fish: Okay, thats like unwrapping a Kraft Single without tearing the corners.
Squeeze roe out of belly: no different than eating a Go-gurt.
Its just opposable thumbs, people.
Weve all got em.
Meanwhile, the boys stayed at home and cleaned more fish while Aaron napped.
Hes not here, murmured poor, long-suffering J.P., as Aaron collapsed into a chair.
And then, quick as he left us, Aaron returned.
I just passed out for a while, he said, life returning to his face.
Maybe Im not top class, Aaron said in the confessional.
Maybe youre remaining upright by the grace of God alone.
So…thats it, right?
Aarons going home, right?
Cant have sweaty fainting guy around, right?
Well, who could have predicted the way the rest of the men would completely implode behind him?
Basically, the men sucked.
And soon, every table in Hells Kitchen had been served.
Second episode, and they completed a service?
That is unheard of, crab cakes.
Also impressive: the way elimination once again caught me completely off guard.
See above: Aarons going home, right?
Scratch that:Eddieover Aaron?
Dude, even Aaron thought he was a goner.
Way to keep it real.
So, what did you think?
Is the choice to keep Aaron around just asking for trouble/first-degree burns?
Are the girls really that good, or was tonight a fluke?
Why do so many chefs smoke doesnt it wreck your palate?
And did anybody eat anything today that was yummy?
I had some really nice pizza fromhere.
