The big question I’m asking myself today is: What won’t Max do for Carrie?
Or, rather, what won’t anyone on this show do for Carrie?
David Wellington likely broke some blood vessels when he had to coach Hayes on how topronounce G’ulom.

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(“What, like it’s hard?")
Carrie
What’s the new, politically correct term for a whore’s bath?
Naturally, Carrie takes off.

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This show would be too simple if she looked innocent.
It’s kind of cute how Carrie pretends like maybe she won’t do it for a second.
Luckily for my annoyance levels, Jenna is really bad at this game and Carrie loses her tail quickly.
But wait, there is a hitch!
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is where it gets interesting.