What do you ask of the woman who can seemingly do anything?

We knewCharlize Theronwas an accomplished producer, Oscar-winning actor, and former model.

“That was the game-changer right there.

It’s really good.

(Our critic Leah Greenblatt isn’tquite as impressed, which is fine!)

My home TV set-up is fine but it’s no Cinerama Dome at the ArcLight in Hollywood.

The gentle wink Marwan Kenzari aims at Luca Marinelli as they recall their millennium-old meet-cute across a Crusades battlefield.

“We killed each other,” Kenzari says lovingly, and Marinelli finishes, “Many times.”

And yes, there’s Theron floating through it all with a weary, annoyed, mother-of-five-immortals swagger.

(See above for video evidence of this beautiful ridiculousness.)

Theron is as delighted by their antics as her character is exhausted by them.

This is a magazine cover made to fit on your Instagram feed, in the palm of your hand.

But the tiniest cover is still set into motion by a giant star.

“No more,” Theron swears.

“I’m not shooting any more things in my backyard.”