(Yep, as expected, there are fewer than 10 of you out there.)

(Sorry, haters, Im not volunteering for that kamikaze mission.)

Its weird, my current lack of fighting spirit.

David Cook, David Archuleta, …

(Et tu, Hostbot?)

But as Brooke White always liked to remind us, Its okay.Its okay.

(Clickhereto read Adams Q&As with both Davids.)

Okay, but enough waffling.

Im paid to have an opinion.

So cue up theRockytheme and lets discuss round 1, better known as Clives Choice!

(Oh, snap!)

NEXT: Something old, something new

I didnt think either David was particularly superstarry in round 2.

All right, all right, Im just quibbling.

I am certain that for fans of David Archuleta, Imagine was like stumbling across manna in the desert.

You may say Im a dreamer, but thats the world I know, yknow?

Speaking of which: Brace yourselves, Idoloonies!

Vary file reports from the red carpet and backstage (including one-on-one interviews with the winner and runner-up).

Then, on Friday, check back for the Idolatry season finale!

Finally, who will (and should) capture the season 7 win?