Am I being melodramatic?
Yeah, of course.
(Yeah, even worse than Janay Castinesseason 4 semifinal rendition of Hit Em Up Style.)
And the two songs made me feel like youre not fighting hard enough to get into the top four.
(Note the use of charm, a noun attributed to the Dreadlocked Dude all season.)
B. Paula was reading from notes given to her by the shows producers.
Either way,Idolhas some serious explaining to do.
Or else youre thinking, Weve already seen the man behind the curtain, Slezak!
Hes in all the ads forSo You Think you’re able to Dance!
At the time, I wasnt beingliteral.
(Theres been a little too much beige over denim, no?)
But if not Jason, then who deserves the boot?
Do not pass Go and do not come back to theAmerican Idolstage in the interim.
Yet she keeps performing like shes actually trying to win this thing.
Thank the Lord for the Night Time was formidable, too.
According to the script, its your time to go.
Every time Archie takes the stage, I feel like Im watching a deleted scene from Steven SpielbergsA.I.
Then again, maybe the season 7 script is supposed to end with David Cook dodging buckets of confetti.
What did you think of Paulas blunder this week: simple accident or something more troubling?
Which contestant do you think will (and should) go home on Wednesday?
And what can/shouldIdols production team do to restore its reputation after tonight?
