On Thursday night, LeBron James will take the court for his eighth straight NBA Finals.
Its an unfathomable run by a once-in-a-generation talent.
What hes not is a good basketball player or a basketball player who realizes how bad he truly is.
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Ryan is Kyle Korver, the handsome shooter (Ryan shoots just once, but he makes it).
Stanley is Jeff Green, the player who teams think looks the part, only to eventually disappoint.
Phyllis is Kendrick Perkins, technically on the roster but really there to be a cheerleader.
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Dwight is Kevin Love, the talented sidekick who always shoulders the blame from the team leader.
You would think this would all make Michael the LeBron.
And who was the warehouse teams best player?
I mean, how could you not after a performance like this?
That all happened in like four minutes!
If he was inNBA Jam, the game would break from screamingHes on firetoo many times.
Hell, he just did it a few days ago.
And, clearly, the man can still score.
Thats what she said.
