Warning: This article contains spoilers for the first season of AmazonsHunters.
Ill be honest:Huntersis not normally my kind of show.
I prefer not to watch anything depicting ahuman chess game.

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Ted was also a popular punching bag for his friends, due to his romantic failures and personal quirks.
Or the red cowboy boots that a dozen people told Ted he couldnt pull off?
Or the blond hair?!

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A flair for the dramatic
Lonny brings his acting chops to aid the hunters missions.
What a drama queen.
But I will definitely be like, They suck, behind their backs.

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While Barney was painted as the Casanova of the group, Ted was just as much of a player.
Radnors forgiven, though, as he gave us Teds doppelganger, the Mexican wrestler who battled robots.
It takes Harriet boosting his ego for Lonny to go through with their plot to foil the Nazis plans.

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I mean, come on!
The final verdict
Im right!
Think about it: Ted couldve been Lonny in another era.
So what have we learned from this, besides that I have way too much time on my hands?
In my book, despite all their similarities, Lonny clearly comes out the winner by comparison.
Hes working to overcome addiction and puts aside his baggage to fight freakin Nazis.
I cant even imagine Ted wielding guns, let alone a butter knife.