The new streaming platform launches today with a diverse and strange slate of “bite-sized” programming.
The streaming app goes live with a diverse, and sometimes puzzling, slate of programming.
The short answer: No.
Quibi (3)
Hosts Matt Rogers and Dave Mizzoni keep the quips coming fast.
Points are awarded randomly.
Everyone onscreen is a comedian you are vaguely familiar with.
Kate Walsh gets a shoutout.
(You literally have no other job here!
chides Teigen when her mom objects to trying on a sweatshirt at the center of a case.)
“I’m okay dying here,” she moans to Paul in episode 3.
Oh honey, justdoit put usallout of our misery.KB
Dishmantled
Titus Burgess explodes a mystery food onto people.
They attempt to recreate the same dish using only their sense of taste.
Burgess and his guests can’t find a funny rhythm.
Honestly, it feels like everyone just learned the show’s concept two minutes ago.
And I just hate that title so much.
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Memory Hole
Quibi was founded byJeffrey Katzenberg, and it hasa lot of money.
Apparently some of this money went to hiring stars for an afternoon’s worth of work on clip shows.
“Males can tell a fertile female by sniffing her urine,” she explains.
Yes, Quibi definitely has some urine sniffing.
