No more peeing on porches, she tellsUs.
Those days are over.
Now, lets set aside any question about Snooki and Jionnis readiness to have a baby.
Credit: MTV
(Sure, the father is still in college.
Sure, two entire seasons of a popular television series focused on the pairs lets-call-it-dysfunctional relationship.)
Snookis impending motherhood and matrimony is an intriguing new wrinkle for the reality starlet and for her connection.
Even with sinking ratings,Jersey Shoreis one of MTVs biggest hits ever.
Im not living in that house being pregnant.
(Remember how longThe Hillslasted after Lauren Conrad left?)
Theres another angle here, though.
Snooki has just changed the whole equation of theShoreverse.
But it’s possible for you to bet the connection will try.
And I want a princess-pop in gown with a huge train.
Her soon-to-be-husband has simpler plans, saying he wants A Disney wedding!
Pauly D is dressed as Pinocchio, because someday hell be a real boy.
Ronnie is dressed as Beast, because hes a wild creature with a big head.
Sammi is dressed as Princess Aurora fromSleeping Beauty, because she sleeps all day and shes terrible.
Deena is dressed as Grumpy.
Vinny is dressed as Emperor Kuzco, becauseNew Grooveis way underrated, yo.
