Jessica Simpson's memoir is a major tell-all — but here's what we wishOpen Bookhad covered

Her Political Views

Otherwise known as,Are you still a Republican or not, Jessica Simpson?

News' photo gallery titledRed Hot Republicans; she frequented USO tours and state dinners during the Bush presidency.

But, much like W., her political fervor seems to have faded in the last decade.

Open Bookmakes no secret of all the aforementioned clues of conservatism, but with literally no context or reflection.

She admits she performed at abstinence rallies but doesn’t endorse or denounce the practice.

She doth not speaketh his name.

We do not stand for Ashlee erasure.

But it isn’t clear ifsheknows it’s the only thing she knows.

Her friends staged her intervention while she was having an in-home session with the celebrity hairstylists at 901 Salon.

She spends $150,000 on one of Nick’s birthday parties.

She thinks of her divorce in context of “the statement” to the press.

Her grandmother frames herInStyle Magazinewedding spread instead of, you know, the actual wedding photos.

She had a big wedding to Eric Johnson because a magazine offered a deal for the eventual photo exclusive.

She recovers from a post-birth tummy tuck in a hidden luxury hotel near the hospital.

Are these all things that are necessary?

But that doesn’t mean we should all take them at face value or accept as remotely normal.

Without evidence to the contrary, Simpson doesn’t get it.

This period bore out Perez Hilton, the Bling Ring, and the inner circle of celebrity club kids.

We know she witnessed some s. Don’t we deserve a glimpse behind the curtain?

But we’re not naive and she’s not a professional writer.

Given that his website proclaims him “#1New York TimesBestselling Writer and Book Collaborator/Coach”…probably.