Instead, he told us a couple of classic late-night stories.
One took place a couple years ago when he and his wife attended the Kentucky Derby.
Theyre like, Its two in the morning.
There wouldnt be a party.
Im like, What kind of frat are you?
Theyre like, Alright, well throw a party, if youre gonna come.
Im like, Ill come.
So they started a party at 2 a.m., told all of their friends, sororities came over.
We played beer pong until about five in the morning.
A mutual friend told Fallon that he should look Rich up when he had a stand-up gig in Nashville.
He pulls up in aSmokey and the BanditTrans-Am, like one of the five they made for the movie.
He parks in the middle of the street.
The cops pull over.
Theyre like, Whats going on?
Whys there a Trans-Am parked in the middle of the street?
He goes, Sorry, officers.
Its me, John Rich.
Oh hey, John.
And they take off.
Then he takes takes me to his bar, and we jammed on-stage for about 2.5 hours.
Thank god I had a flight the next day, or I would have died.
I was that afraid.
Do not go out drinking with John Rich if you dont know what youre doing.
Hes gonna do some old hits.
I dont think hes been on TV in, I would say, 20 or 25 years.
Like, you would be like, Cool.'
Who do you think it is?
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