Donnie will break your heart but thats what weve all signed up for, isnt it?

Read on to see which of his sentimental turns takes the top spot.

(Vague spoilers below.)

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Hill plays a dorky financier who connects with Scarlett Johanssons synchronized-swimming starlet.

Nothing heartbreaking about that!

HEARTBREAK RANKING:Zero!

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Friendships can be heartbreaking, but these two sociopaths fraught relationship isnt what moves us most about this.

No, our hearts break for America!

America, in all of its excess, avarice, and depravity!

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Our hearts also break for America again.

Its heartbreaking to begin with that Francos character viciously murdered his wife and children.

Our hearts break too, however, to see his manipulations slowly tear Hills characters life apart.

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DON’T WORRY, HE WON’T GET FAR ON FOOTJonah Hill as Donnie

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