What happens when a bully grows up?

For Johnny Lawrence, the answer isnothing good.

but Johnny has no interest in revisiting the sport of his youth.

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That is, until a humiliating chance encounter with Daniel spurs him to open his own Cobra Kai dojo.

Im gonna teach you the style of karate that was taught to me, Johnny growls at Miguel.

A method of fighting your py generation desperately needs.

(You dont want to be a py you want to have balls!

Its simply too much fun to hear him say things like Kick that pansy bitch in the face.

(That said, it does feature a brief but brilliant homage toTommy Boy.)

(A note for parents: Everybody swears, sometimes a lot.)