If, like me, you caught yourself thinkingWow,Paul Blart: Mall Copwas No.
1 at the box office two weeks in a row, maybe I missed something, you didnt.
(Do you think they voted on which movie to see?
Is that how this film is making its money?)
When the mall is overtaken by bad guys on Black Friday, he goesDie Hardon their asses.
(Wait, I dont think even the kids chuckled at that last one.)
Why cant he get the girl in another romantic comedy that lets him say the punchline but notbeit?
Am I the only one who thinks hes ready for that, assuming he wants it?
After all, he cowrotePaul Blart.
