As Jimmy Kimmel put it, “It was a terrible debate.
I’d call it a nightmare, but at least during a nightmare you get some sleep.”
“Get ready for democracy to crumble!
There was a lot of name-calling, insults, and overall cacophony as both candidates spoke over each other.
It was a terrible debate, Jimmy Kimmel said over on ABC.
Id call it a nightmare, but at least during a nightmare you get some sleep.
I cannot do 90 straight minutes of this sh– ever again.
It was brutal, Trevor Noah said onThe Daily Show.
Instead, Trump told the Proud Boys to stand back and stand by.
Noah began his response to the debate with, “What was that?!
What was that?!”
“First things first, we need new debate rules, people,” the host said.
They don’t need a moderator for this thing, they need a UFC ref.
Dana White, get on it!”
Noah compared Trump to a toddler for all his constant interruptions and ignoring the debate rules.
“That’s why Melania slaps the hand!”
“You gotta slap the hand!
Can’t be talking to a toddler.”
Kimmel referenced them when he commented during his monologue that the debate got off to an interesting start.
Fallon was perplexed by what he saw during the debate.
“Man what the hell was that?
Was that a debate?
I am so… what was it?
I am so stressed right now.
I have a kink [in my back].
It felt like I just slept on an air mattress.”
“Seriously, did anyone take anything away from tonight?”
“Was that helpful to any American?
The only person who enjoyed that was Vladimir Putin while he was stroking a cat.”
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