Warning: This article contains spoilers forCats.
Describing to someone what its like to watch Tom HoopersCatsis a near Herculean task.
But the bizarre fun does not stop there it goes much, much further.

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At both points, a woman in my screening groaned, Oh noooo.
Oh no, indeed.
The clothes… or lack thereofSome cats have clothes.
Some cats have shoes.
Who determines which cats get clothes and which ones do not?
And what in the world is Grizabella (Hudson) supposed to be wearing?
And is Old Deuteronomy wearing a fur coat?
By the end of the film, for some unknown reason, he is no longer wearing clothes.
The result is quite jarring.
Its quite a[n acid] trip.
He laps up water from a saucer!
He paws at his own face!
McKellen goes full cat, and its the most delightfully absurd performance of the year.
Just go with it, okay?
Cats, which truly needs to be seen to be believed, is now in theaters.