Previously onLost…Charlies a drug addict!

And the actor playing Mr. Eko has too many letters in his name.

I tried to write it down and only came up with Aaaaaaaa Aaaaaa-Aaaaaaa.

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Credit: Lost: Mario Perez

I hope hell forgive me for that and doesnt come beat me with his Scripture Stick.

Because what we learned tonight, kittens, is that Mr. Ekowillbeat you.

He is not afraid.

In fact, he is a bold killer!

Or a bald killer not sure which.

But Mr. Eko is not afraid of you, or Charlie, or the black smoke roller-coaster monster.

He will stare you down, and then hell smack you with Jesus.

Dont make him tell you twice.

Oh, did I breeze too quickly through that whole black smoke roller-coaster monster staring-contest thing?

I know right its so crayzeeee!

So Mr. Eko needed his brother, the priest, to give him a plane.

What the hell ishedoing on the island?

And how does this fit into the redemption web of all the survivors?

And am I the only one who thought it was just a tad bit contrived?

Meanwhile: Sun and Jin brought food to Angry Michelle Rodriguez.

Hurley (who Sawyer dubbed Pillsbury) helped Michelles alleged DUI buddy Libby build her shelter.

Why was the smoke monster scared?

Was it Mr. Ekos formidable physical presence?

Or wait for it was he protected by God because he has some higher purpose on this island?

Time will tell, kittens.

What, you wanted it all tonight?

So, you know, that might lead to something.

What do you think?

Is Mr. Eko back from the dark side?

Will Michael kill someone?

And did you pick up any clues from the clip show?

(For more theorizing, check out EWs new monthlyLostconspiracy watch, by Jeff Jensen.)