Thatll wake em up, trust me.
Oh, while Ive got you here: Did we all read thelatest conspiracy roundupby EWs Jeff Jensen?
So once upon a time, Jack was a doctor.
Credit: Lost: Art Streiber/ABC
Enter Boris and Natasha!
Natasha (clearly experiencing some significant grief, duh) makes out with Jack.
Jack goes home to discover that Carol Vessey is leaving him for another man anyway.
And there, my friends, is whats wrong with Jack.
I liked this flashback.
Hell, I like any loose end that gets tied up.
That should explain why hes scampering off through the woods looking for Michael, no?
Well, remember that one time last week when Michael took a sudden interest in guns?
Jack tells Kate to stay home, as usual.
Kate, as usual, does not do stay home.
So the three boys are running through the woods, looking for Michael.
They hear gunshots seven or so.
They take off runningtowardthe gunshots.
They find only three shells.
Three is less than seven!
And currently, Team Jack is not sitting on the U.N. Security Council if you know what I mean.
And then he makes some cat allusions and some coffee table metaphors and says, This is our island.
But Jack tries to call Zekes bluff.
I think we outnumber you, he says, refusing to back down.
Nice try, Jack!
A few random notes of interest:
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In fact, right now, I am projecting that Jin will be the next cast member killed.
Too much happiness going on in that relationship.
Smokey McSmoke-Smoke no like.
We knew Sawyers real name was James Ford before, right?
Didnt the Lost Boys try something like that inHook?
Dont get me wrong: I loved it.
I think it has promise as a midseason replacement.
It just seemed…odd.
Boy oh boy, those scenes from next week looked like a party, huh, kids?
What do you think?
Do you have a better idea who the Others are?
Do you think Jacks army could beat them?
And whats your favorite Geronimo Jackson song?
