Ive been SOOOOO good about keeping myself spoiler free about the upcoming season.

Ive waited eight months.

Ive been very disciplined about not peeking at the places where you might peek to find stuff out.

I now want to seal the deal and save for myself an utterly pure, un-predigested experience.

So Im not going to look!

You cant make me!

Even if you paid me money and officially make it my job….

Oh, wait.

Yeah, its really cool.

Theres great economy to it.

Bens sense of mission; Jacks need for redemption.

And I dig the whole idea of Ben now serving as Jacks tailor.

Did he seriously go out and buy him a suit?

How do we make sense of that kicker, Then I guess well never know.

Should we be suspicious?

Does Ben know more than what hes telling, as is usually the case?

Or is this some coy wink at the audience?

All signs point to a narrative that toggles between the O6s efforts to get back to Whereditgo?

Isle and the remaining castaways continuing struggle to survive in their weird environs.

and disclosed some crucial intel about Smokey the Monster: They confirmed the Islands security system PREDATES the Dharma.

So for all yall who have theories that Dharma invented old Smokeyback to your drawing board!

More onLostearly in the New Year, when our weekly Doc Jensen columns resume in January.

Until then: TELL ME NOTHING!/EVERYTHING!

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