Auggie, c’mon pack your knives and go.

Oh wait, this isntTop Chef?

Then why are viewers of a nighttime soap being bored by talk about saffron and thyme beurre blanc!?

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Then Auggie threw punches at his boss Marcello (after Marcello disrespected Riley) and seemingly got fired.

Im all forMelrosegetting sexier, but this was like watching cardboard fornicating.

There was a differentMelrosekiss that stirred up a lot more issues.

doesnt seem like a surefire pickup line).

Lets hope that doesnt end up on the happy couples wedding tape.

As we know already, that invitation eventually extended to more than breakfast, and David fell for Sydney.

That was until he found out that she was also sleeping with his father.

Unfortunately, he was so drunk that he later blacked out, waking up holding a bloody knife.

(Dont you hate it when that happens?)

Ella threatened Jesse to straighten up: Otherwise youre going to have a power lunch with River Phoenix.

Blank look from young Hollywood.

Oh, God, kill me now.

Ella found envelopes of cash in Laurens closet (along with all that sexy new lingerie).

Lauren caught her snooping red handed and lied that the money was from her dad.

Why would Ella so brilliantly ready with the bitingPretty Womanquip let the matter drop so quickly?

That didnt ring true.

Riley said, crying: What is happening to us?

I feel like we are in two trains heading in two completely opposite directions.

Its bigger than Auggie or Kendra.

I think deep down Jonahs just too nice a guy to leave his college sweetheart.

Im glad to see Sydneys murder investigation moving forward again (so we can get it over with).

What did you think of this episode?

Any guesses how long Ella will keep Laurens secret?

Anyone out there glad to see Violet and Auggie finally hook up?

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