Planning on seeing Will Ferrells comic remake of the kid cultclassicLand of the Lostthis weekend?
Certainly moreentertaining than your averageSmurfsepisode.
Alas, this column is not yet completejust as the fabled last episode of Totally Lost remains unfinished.
Well get you Doc Jensenwhich is a sprawling magnumopusand Totally Lost to you…soon.
Forexample:
SCENARIO NUMBER ONE: DEUS EX JACOBINA!
Jacob saved all the castaways trapped in the past that he hadvisited and touched earlier in their lives.
(In other words, everyone exceptMiles and Juliet.)
The Incident should have obliterated them.
Instead, we willsee that they were instantaneously transported by Jacobs magic to The Island.When will they materialize?
The moment of Jacobs death.
Perhaps they will all manifest at the site of TheSwan.
More likely, they will be scattered across The Island.
DID JULIET CHANGE THE TIMELINE?
In thisscenario, the question could be irrelevant, at least for theJacob-touched castaways.
DOC JENSEN LIKES THIS SCENARIO BECAUSE… of itsrelative simplicity.
It alsofeeds one ofLosts oldest mysteries with new mystique: Why these individuals?
Why hasJacob become so invested in their survival, as opposed to all the other Oceanic 815 passengers?
The recognitionof their sacrifice could motivate our remaining heroes to action in theendgame to come.
ODDS OF ACCURACY: 3 to 1
ODDS THAT THIS SCENARIO WILL kindly FANS IF ITS ACCURATE…
Doc Jensen
