My heart broke last week when little Megan Albetus gave up her spot on Mommas Boys.

But I could understand where she was coming from.

Who wouldnt want to break into that chest and devour all that juicy info?

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We knew Stacy and Erica did nude modeling, but did any of the other girls?

The answer: a not-so-shocking yes.

Just shows you never really know about a person.

Look at how well Erica is hiding her career.

The cooking challenge, to keep the files under lock and key, was slightly amusing.

Broken egg on the floor?

Peeling an apple with a sharp knife?

Dropping apple on the floor and proceeding to put it in the mixing bowl?

Mrs. B. with hurt feelings?

Clearly, these women dont cook.

Erica, Meghan, Amanda (who?

), and Julie (who?)

all got to keep their files shut.

Botox, boob jobs, and hair extensions, after the jump.

The real fun began after the cooking, when the momseach chose one file to read.

Lorraine chose Michelle Ks and got aneyeful.

Nice one, Lorraine!

And really, who racks upover $130,000 in debt by the age of 25?

How is she paying for that?

Esther chose to look at Laurens file to reassure herself that Laurenwas perfect.

Turns out that she is.

Khalood looked at Brittanys fileand found out she posed forPlayboy.That pretty much sealed her fate.

When elimination time came, it was pretty obvious what was going tohappen sort of.

), and Brittany.

Did I mention she never got a date?Because, well, she didnt get a date.

So it wasnt fair.

She went onthe show for a date, and it never happened.

Perhaps she should sue?Lets watch her reaction.

And so it goes.

Michael keeps Michelle and shoves his tongue down herthroat for all to see.

Oh, and I still miss Megan Albetus.

What did you think of the episode?

Are you still asking yourself who some of these girls are?

Are you as psyched for Mrs. Bsfreak out on the helicopter next week as I am?

Did you watch this episode with your dad, like I did?

(He loved it, btw.)