(At least!)
I get thatAmerican Gangsters Oscars snub probably has Scott in a pretty bad headspace right now, but cmon!
Oh, and the outrages dont end there.
Is Shmuger out of his board-game-playin mind?
A fleet of war boats getting sunk one by one by incredibly slow trial and error?
A bunch of sugar-crazed kids trekking back and forth between a computer-generatedGramma Nutt, Mr. Mint, and Plumpy?
Perhaps a war epic based onRiskorStratego, or a fast-paced chase caper fromSorry!?
(Hidden advantage: The name of the movie doubles as an apology for making it.)
Then again, Im obviously biased on this subject.
Anyone whodoesntreflexively hate the idea of a board-game movie want to pitch some better examples of the form?
Universal Pictures is listening!
