The lovable redhead on ‘Riverdale’ is kind, innocent, thoughtful… and really, really stupid sometimes.

It was hard to narrow down, but here are five of Archies most endearingly lamebrained moments.

Thinking Miss Grundy liked him for his mind.

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Because whywouldntthe most sinister family in all of Riverdale do something nice, right Arch?

The Blossom family isnt trying toVertigoyou into a stand-in for their dead son Jason.

Nope, everythings fine.

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Forming the Red Circle (Season 2, episode 3)

Back-to-back buffoonery from our man Archie!

Bless your beautiful, blockhead heart.

(Season 2, episode 13)

Really, Archie?

Chapter Nine: La Grande Illusion

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Surely your pal Jughead has made you watch at leastoneof theGodfathermovies?

Its a good thing youre so pretty, pal.

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