Alas, that couple is Bishop and Torres, and were in for an emotional hour ofNCIS.
Then Gibbs watches in horror as Torres starts to code and the medical team rush in to stabilize him.
Heck, his wife even has a pet baby tiger.

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Gibbs, of course, is unruffled.
Xavier Zolotov truly is the worlds worst human.
So many feelings there.
Vance asks Gibbs to keep Xavier from leaving the country while he works his connections.
The plan: arrest Xaviers wife for possessing a tiger without a license.
If you lie down with tigers, you get up with fleas, lady!
The doctor warns that this procedure worked, but if it happens again, hes in real danger.
He points out that hes actually protecting Bishop, keeping her from doing something she cant recover from.
Do I look happy to you?
he asks, pointing to his life of bourbon and the boat in the basement.
You dont want to become me.
Too late, Bishop retorts.
Too many emotions, guys!
The tension is palpable as McGee looks at Bishop, who insists she didnt kill Xavier.
Yes, she took delight in plotting how shed do it, but she didnt actually follow through.
And whaddya know, shes not the only blonde with a motive.
What looked like a hit and run was actually a targeted hit, and Torres is still a target.
Cut to Colleen creeping into Torres hospital room and injecting heroin into his IV.
But of course, the IV isnt connected, and hes not really sleeping because its a setup.
Yall, the good ship Ellick hasgotto be setting sail soon.
Well, if she didnt and were to believe Colleens insistence thatshedidnt, who killed that human crapbag?