16 and President Barack Obama at No.
(First Lady Michelle Obama came in at No.
97s on sister siteAfterEllens Hot 100, which was topped by Portia de Rossi this year.)
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And gohereto view the list as it was intended (with pictures!).
My notes as I clicked through:
Dollhouses Tahmoh Penikett makes his countdown debut at 100.
I, however, wouldve gone with a shirtless photo.
American Idols Kris Allen at No.
Thats all I have to say when I see Kris Ah.
Ashton Kutcher dropped from No.
(See also: Ryan Phillippes drop from No.
Zachary Quinto enters at No.
Annie Barretts next sexual fantasy about Spock should beveryinteresting.
How has Patrick Wilson (No.
- never been on this list before?
Apparently newcomer Nathan Fillion (No.
- wasnt lying to me when he said men also like sex and tuxedos….
The Mentalists Simon Baker enters at No.
Maybe Im not a gay man on the inside after all….
Wait, I am a gay man inside.
Or at least I share a jot down: George Clooney (No.
73), Clive Owen (No.
72), and Gerard Butler (No.
Naturally, Mario Lopez (No.
67)isshown shirtless.
Who is this Ben Cohen (No.
A rugby player, apparently.
Song in my head:Johnny Gills My My My.
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I really needed to see the goofy photo of Joseph Gordon-Levitt (No.
- after being scared by the bicep on No.
62, Nick Adams.
Anger must not be sexy: Christian Bale dropped from No.
Favorite photo so far has to be the shot ofNoahs Arks Jensen Atwood (No.
55): The cable-knit sweater hes wearing is only covering the left half of his torso.
53, is fully nude for no reason, while Chris Meloni (No.
lays shirtless on what could be a polar bear rug and Taye Diggs (No.
sits in an innertube.
Major movement forThe Tudors Henry Cavill (up 33 spots to No.
Hes going to age well, like Clooney well.
David Boreanaz at No.
I wouldve gone with a shirt of a darker color.
Ive done extensive research on this.
John Krasinski at No.
43, up 43 spots from last year.
Another goofy photo, but thats how we like him.
Barack Obama beatsTwilights Robert Pattinson (No.
- by one spot.
Incidentally, Kristen Stewart debuted at No.
16 on the ladies list.
This in-the-pool-wearing-only-jeans shot of Milo Ventimiglia (No.
- is almost a campaign photo, no?
This is the only list that Johnny Depp (No.
would ever be sandwiched between Channing Tatum (No.
and Paul Walker (No.
28)
Mandals on James Marsden (No.
Automatic disqualification if I were a judge.
Paul Rudd (up 43 spots to No.
- is officially hotter than David Beckham (No.
What is this German soapForbidden Love?
The shot of Adam Lambert (No.
- sans guyliner feels like one of thosePeoplemagazine most beautiful-without-makeup shoots.
I might not have recognized him.
He enters the countdown with a bullet and a steamy towel shot at No.
We liked his smile; we love his serious side.
12, and Jensen Ackles rose eight spots to No.
Disproving the old adage that gay men are fickle, the staying power of Gale Harold is becoming legendary.
He may only be No.
9, but I do believe that hes the only man on this list with his own PopWatch category.
(I told you I was a gay man inside.)
Perhaps my colleague Tim Stack was right andX-Men Origins: Wolverineis the most homoerotic superhero movie ever.
Hugh Jackman catapulted 20 spots to No.
Gyllenhaal lands at No.
Ooh, AfterElton thinks that ifBrothers & Sisterswere to give Luke MacFarlane (No.
I really need to get DVDs ofDoctor WhoandTorchwood.
This John Barrowman (again, No.
- is like a younger, more chiseled Mark Harmon at least in this photo.
Last year, when Neil Patrick Harris came in at No.
Cant wait to read this years statement.
Will he go for a top joke?
