If you havent seenNew Girls season 3 finale yet,SPOILER ALERT!Stop reading now.
So what did they do?
They downgraded their tickets for the Lovers Suite so everybody could come along.
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There was only one rule: No nautical puns, a.k.a.
the lowest form of humor.
This rule was broken immediately.
Not long after, Winstons surprise tickle attack caused Schmidt to drop Ceces ring into the ocean.
Yep, this sucker was going down like theTitanicin every sense.
It was a ghastly sight.
Yeah, those arenotthe kind of words that gets a girl all gooey inside.)
Still, she and Nick tried to mitigate the weirdness by committing to doing as many activities as possible.
To be continued…
Schmidt-mance Fail No.
Schmidt realized he ultimately wants Cece to be happy and decided to give up the chase.
The three of them joined Coach, whod been singing himself a soothing lullaby about not dying).
This is not an emergency.
It is definitely not.
Just let us in, he implored, open your cellar doors and let us taste your jams.
), but Cece got the conversation rolling.
Jess and Nick finally copped to being worried about the landmine for trouble inherent in living with your ex.
What would happen, Nick wondered, Jess brought other hunks around?
Or, asked Jess, what about when Nick brought some ho-bag around.
Jess: She probably will be.
Truth, yet… zing!
(Coach: Yeah, because they fold the towels like vaginas.
Winston: Theyre swans, dude!)
They agreed they were each okay before sharing a non-genital-touching hug.
Jess suggested gamely, Lets go eat our weight in fake crab!
Only… the door was locked, and they couldnt get it open.
Fast forward to three days later when the safety instructor forcibly pried the door open.
I have the talking soap!
[Pause] That came out wrong.
And youre all coming!
Nick:None of you have a choice!
Schmidt:A cruise?
Coachs definition of bravery:I take dumps standing up, Im a man!
And, if we dont catch anything, theyll let you shoot a machine gun directly into the water.
That is international waters for you, baby.
Ive been trying to get them to talk to each other all morning, okay?
I passed up on breakfast pizza and singles bingo.
And those bingo chicks?
Cece:Look, things are all weird, but were all still friends.
Lets talk about it.
Ill go first Ive made out with half of the guys in this room.
Winston:Thats a start, thats a start.
AndIhave had nightmares about making out with the other guys in this room.
Jess:So… yourself?
Nick:And me?
